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Let's hope

2016-05-24 17:08:33 by TimCaloweh

I feel like something bad is gonna happen.

Hopefully no such thing happens.

But I admit, I am looking forward to the zombie apocalypse. 


Well another bump

2016-05-22 23:36:24 by TimCaloweh

Now we need a voice actor who can portray a voice of leadership with a gritty tone. 

 

Dear future self, 

I hope it got easier on you. Cause right now it feels like its getting harder. But we both know we wont quit. And for that we are stupid. I'd wish me luck but i'm already there.


Back Online

2016-05-21 21:01:23 by TimCaloweh

Finally NG is back. Now we can get back to work. Or at least look like we're working.


Something

2016-05-19 22:25:51 by TimCaloweh

What do we need?

 

SOMETHING!!!!!

 

When do we need it?

 

MONDAY COULD WORK BUT SINCE I'M OFF ON THURSDAY THAT SHOULD BE BETTER!


Number 1

2016-05-19 01:55:47 by TimCaloweh
Updated

My first project heading out into the world soon. God i hope i don't screw this up.


Hi me

2016-05-18 01:20:51 by TimCaloweh

Note to self:

 

-Remember to tell her you love her.

-Remember the anniversary is in 2 weeks.

-Remember she's allergic to daisies. 

-Try to forget what happened last time.


Animator Wanted

2016-05-17 00:21:15 by TimCaloweh

Animator wanted dead or alive.

 

I prefer alive, but i don't discriminate. 

 

Just need an animator for a demo of sorts or pilot to a series ive been plotting. Theres no money for this so please don't pay me cause i wont accept it. Thanks for reading. But if you are illiterate, you deserve a star for trying.


What the hell is that?

2016-05-15 22:34:58 by TimCaloweh

THE UNSC CORRESPONDENTS MEETING ATTACK REPORT

 

To the owner of a green warthog, you left your lights on. And left your weapons loaded. There's also your pet dog that won't stop eyeing me. Oh my god is that a lightsaber!?!?!?! 

 

Oh thank god. Its just an energy blade. Wait where'd he go?


Religion

2016-05-15 00:22:09 by TimCaloweh

Have you sinned recently and didnt remember to confess? Have you stolen or cheated and havent repented? Are you Donald Trump? 

 

Well don't worry. Your covered with Faith, the best plan for an eternal lifestyle. 

 

Faith is all about believing in something more than just your busted car, injuries, or home. It's about a state of mind. Faith is your guarantee into your heaven. With our early age baptismal plan, we put safety in your loved ones before they can say Amen. And with our Senior Level membership program, you can stay blessed for as long as you can pray, God as my witness.

 

Call now and you can receive... a bible.

 

Be one of our first ten commandment callers and you'll receive an ipod equipped with all the gospels regarding genital mutilation. 

 

But thats not all. With our limited time offer, you'll get an extra bible and a cross absolutely free! Pray for shipping and handling.

 

Faith... you'll die, but keep on living. I swear to God.


Oz

2016-05-13 03:53:01 by TimCaloweh

The pussy, the brainless, the heartless, and a girl from Kansas.