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A Joke from Frank

2016-10-09 03:50:09 by TimCaloweh

Frank: I got a banana in my pocket... and something else.

Isaac: You don't even wear pants.

Frank: So you noticed. Very kinky.


A Joke from Frank

2016-09-11 15:00:10 by TimCaloweh

Frank: I want some pie.

Isaac: I need some pussy.

Frank: Thats what I just said.


A Joke from Frank

2016-08-24 04:44:01 by TimCaloweh

Frank: Hey look Isaac, i'm Jewish. Roar!

Isaac: DAMNIT FRANK THATS STRIKE TWO!!!


A Joke from Frank

2016-08-21 23:13:03 by TimCaloweh

Frank: Hey Isaac, whats sixty-nine?

Isaac: The year Led Zeppelin launched their first album.

 


A Joke from Frank

2016-08-21 15:20:56 by TimCaloweh

Frank: Hey Isaac look. I'm a bun.

(GUNSHOT)

Frank: Hey Isaac look. I'm a donut.


A Joke from Frank

2016-08-21 03:40:09 by TimCaloweh

<Isaac looks in fridge.>

Isaac: We're out of food.

Frank: We're at Defcon 1.


A Joke from Frank

2016-08-20 14:02:22 by TimCaloweh
Updated

Frank: Hey Isaac. What happens to us when we die?

Isaac: We shut the hell up.


A Joke from Frank

2016-08-20 05:12:24 by TimCaloweh

Frank: Hey Isaac, what da ya call a Swedish guy on a dry Sunday?

Isaac: One racist joke away from being thrown off this ship.


Thanks Musket

2016-06-11 22:18:54 by TimCaloweh
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Thank you Reztak for your mention of me.


Let's hope

2016-05-24 17:08:33 by TimCaloweh

I feel like something bad is gonna happen.

Hopefully no such thing happens.

But I admit, I am looking forward to the zombie apocalypse.